Ash Ketchum: Hey Guys.
Misty:Hello Ash
Brock:Hey Dude still down for some Black ops 2
Pikachu:Sup
Ash Ketchum:Wtf you can type?
Pikachu: look man,I can't speak English but I know how to type it.
*Pikachu Logs off*
12 likes
Ash Ketchum:That was weird as fuck,anyways,Gary is Going down.
Gary Oak:Wouldn't say that Ashy Boy.
Ash Ketchum:Motherfucker you're here!
May:So am I
Drew:Same
Dawn:Yup
Barry:Loser,you still haven't payed me
Ash Ketchum:I don't have to pay you Barry.
7 likes
*Barry logged off*
Ash Ketchum:Well that was awkward....
(Everyone else): Yep.
18 likes
Ash Ketchum:Brock I'm going to ur house right now.
Gary Oak:I bet I can beat you there.
Ash Ketchum: Ur so on !
25 minutes later
Ash Ketchum:Fuck I lost.
Gary Oak:Ha how's the maid dress fitting Ashy-Boy
Ash Ketchum:Fine Gary,actually, I can finally put more food in here.Thanks.
Gary Oak posted a new picture on his wall.
(it was ash in an black maid costume with stockings he was even wearing the headbands and makeup on)
Ash Ketchum:God Dammit Gary.
Gary Oak:Man ur so retarded.
Ash Ketchum:I TOLD YA NOT TO POST THAT ON FACE BOOK YOU DOUCHE.
Gary Oak:Thanks,next time call me Gary motherfucking Oak.Ooh that's should be my new screen name.
Gary Oak changed his name from Gary Oak to Gary Motherfucking Oak.
Gary Motherfucking Oak:So you were talking peasent.
Ash Ketchum:Don't you dare start that shit Gary.
Brock:Dude stop ur arguing already,
107 likes and 4 dislikes.
Leaf:This needs to be more entertaining.
Gary Motherfucking Oak:Bae! :D ☆〜（ゝ。∂）
Leaf:No! Bad Bae,your grounded from being bae for a week unless you also wear a maid dress and post it on facebook,and you must have boobs.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Damn...Thats hard...
Brock can I borrow one of your nurse joy outfits and some oranges or grapefruit or some round fruit.
Brock:Shhh not here....
Nurse Joy:Wtf....
Brock:NO NURSE JOY IT ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE HES JUST JOKING.
Officer Jenny:Wait do you have one of my outfits too.
Brock:No....
Officer Jenny:EWW STALKER
Brock went into deep depression and logged off
121 likes and 46 reposts
Gary Motherfucking Oak posted a new picture on his wall.
(It was him wearing a nurse joy coustume with the hat and wig)
Leaf:Bae....your forgiven and don't do that,its weird.
For now...!
Gary Motherfucking Oak:YAY (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
23 likes and 7 reposts
Dawn: ROFL
Everyone else started to ROFL
32 likes.
(Everyone else logged out)
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
