"Is it Really Just Acting?": A Jortini Fanfiction

Bundle of Joy

Jorge: Oh...

(Jorge stops shaking and bends down)

Jorge: awh, it's a puppy...

(A frantic, muddy yorkshire terrior emerges from the bush)

Jorge: Oh, he's so cute!

(The puppy runs up to Jorge and licks him in the face)

Jorge (talking to himself) : I wish I could keep it... But... Stephie hates dogs...

(Jorge stands up and begins to leave but the dog whimpers)

Jorge: I can't bring you inside little guy! My girlfriend won't let me!

(The yorkie uses its puppy eyes)

Jorge: errr... I don't know if I should keep it...

(The playful pup jumps around and barks)

Jorge: Sorry little dude...

(Jorge begins to leave but the puppy follows him)

Jorge: Little dude, I can't take you!

(More whimpers)

Jorge: Argh! Fine! You win!

(Jorge scoops up the puppy and quietly tiptoes inside the house)

Jorge (to the dog): You need to be extra quiet bud!

(He takes him into the bathroom and puts him in the tub)

Jorge: Wait here little guy! I'm gonna get you a towel!

(Jorge runs in the bedroom. Stephie enters the bathroom with all her shower gear)

Stephie: Ooh, can't wait to take a hot shower.

(She opens the curtain and screams...)

Stephie: EW! JORGE! WHAT IS THIS MUTT DOING IN THE BATHTUB! AGHHHH

(Jorge comes running in with the towel and glares at Stephie)

Jorge: Oh c'mon Stephie... It's a puppy...

Stephie: It looks like a rat.

Jorge: Shut up! Dogs are cute!

Stephie: Jorge, please!

(The yorkie barks at Stephie)

Stephie: AHH! See! It's scaring me! Take it away!

Jorge: You're being pathetic...

(The dog jumps out of the tub and shakes all the mud off its body at Stephie's feet)

Stephie: OH NO YOU DIDN'T YOU FILTHY LITTLE-

Jorge: Stephie!

Stephie: But my pedicure is ruined!

Jorge: Are you serious...

Stephie: Y-yes!

(Jorge laughs as the dog runs around Stephie's legs)

Jorge: See, it likes you

Stephie: No...

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(Jorge cleans up the dog and it skips around the living room)

Jorge: It's so cheerful...

(Stephie is stood on the dining table to get away from it.)

Jorge: So Stephie, what do you think of the dog now?

(Stephie glares at Jorge and then looks at the bouncing pup)

Stephie: Oh, it's quite the bundle of joy. (She says sarcastically rolling her eyes)

Jorge: I know right.

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