KLANCE!!! one-shots

Baby Keef

(Weird warning because I have no clue what this thing is called)

Everyone sat in the lounge silent, waiting for a certain green paladin to explain themselves. Pidge continued to look down at her lap as the small being cooed next to her. From the corner of her eye she could see the, now extremely young, red paladin reaching up with one chubby arm to grab her glasses. When the glasses moved away from him, he started to whine.

"Pidge, tell us what happened, now," Shiro said in his dad voice.

Pidge crossed her arms over her chest, "Keith and I were messing around in my room," Shiro nearly popped a blood vessel, "Not that messing around! We were trying to find those little alien, fluff balls from when we got separated. When we found one, Keith grabbed it to tight and it spit on him. Next thing I knew, Keith's like this."

At the mention of his name, Keith giggled and lifted both arms up. When this happened, however, Keith lost his balance and flipped over to his side. Hunk squealed at the adorableness and walked over to pick up the struggling child. When lifted, Keith froze and slumped over to be as heavy as possible. Hunk laughed and cradled the small body in his arms.

"You would think Lance would be doing that, huh?" Pidge asked, trying to get the death glares away from her.

"Nice try Pidge, but there's no way I'm taking care of Keith," Lance decided.

There was another coo from the child and everyone brought their attention to him. Keith smiled and extended his arms to Lance. He was giggling and flexing his hands in a grabbing motion. Lance's one mistake was making eye contact with the big purple orbs. They started right back at him with wonder and excitement.

Lance groaned, "Shiro, he's staring at me! Make him stop!"

Shiro rolled his eyes and walked over to Keith. The child's attention was quickly moved to the big body in front of him. Keith giggled and reached up towards Shiro. Shiro happily picked him up and rocked him in his arms. Keith grabbed onto Shiro's shirt and started to climb to his shoulder. 

Hunk awed as Keith sat on Shiro's shoulder and played with the white part of his hair. Shiro laughed at the pinching above his head while walking over to Lance. Lance tried his best to back away from Shiro but remembered that he was sitting down. The small being laughed when he saw Lance again, so much so that he almost fell off of Shiro. The boy fell forward into Shiro's arms again, only he continued to lean for Lance. 

"Lance, looks like some one wants to be held," Pidge teased.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not! I am NOT holding Keith!"

Keith cooed at his name and reached for Lance again. Shiro laughed and pushed Keith into Lance's arms. Lance tensed but left the red paladin on his lap. Keith looked down to the lap he was on and shifted so he was more comfortable. He then flopped forward and laid on Lance's stomach and chest.

"OK! OK! Get him off now!" 

"Jesus, Lance, you take care of your younger siblings all the time! What's wrong with looking after Keith?" Hunk asked.

"Keith and I are rivals! You know how awkward it's going to be when he get's back to normal and finds out that I took care of him?"

There was a giggle from the small boy which everyone drew their attention to. Keith was currently chewing on Lance's jacket. While it was really gross, it was really adorable. Keith cooed and giggled as he chewed the non-chew-able item. Lance fought back an 'awe' that was threatening its way to his throat. He instead, picked the child up and stood up.

Lance held the body close to him as he made his way over to Shiro to give it back to him. Shiro sighed when the boy ended in his arms. However, Keith wasn't having it. When Lance turned away, Keith was screaming and kicking with fat tears immediately flowing down his face.