KLANCE!!! one-shots

First Day

(Big boy swears, floof. The photo has nothing to do with the story, I just really like it, 💖)

The afternoon was quiet in the neighborhood. College students ran by dorms back and forth to get to class on time. The scene starts with one of these dorms, a pure pearl colored, two story house with small patches of grass on either side of the walkway to the door. 

Fall leaves line the sidewalks, the smell of apple pie and pumpkin filled the air. It was only a few days after Halloween and dorms were setting up their Christmas decorations. The scene continues on the inside of the dorm house in the kitchen. In this dorm were six students and a teacher. It might seem strange to have a teacher in the dorm, but he’s only there for his niece. He doesn’t stay for long in the house, but he does have a room.

As the scene begins, we find our seven main characters. The main two for this story chasing one another around the small room.

"Come here, Lance. I just wanna talk."

"Like hell you do! Put the knife away!"

"Relax, Lance. Just come over here."

"No, Keith! You're going to kill me!"

"And why would I do that?"

"Because I are your leftovers."

"So you admit it!"

Shiro sat along the wall with the others, smiling like an idiot at the scene that's been playing out for about ten minutes. Pidge was recording while Hunk had gotten popcorn for everyone. Allura and Coran stood on either side of Shiro, asking questions about what was going on like the annoying people in a movie theater. Which it kind of was, considering that Pidge was now narrating. 

"Lance throws a chair in front of Keith's path as the said armed, pissed off boyfriend steps around it with little effort. Lance's cries for help go unnoticed by the group along the wall. Keith glares daggers into Lance's soul, you can almost see his soul leave his body for a moment before returning so Lance could run again.

In an attempt to block Keith's path again, Lance climbs onto the table. He begs for us to help, but we all refuse. After all, he did eat Keith's clearly labeled leftovers."

"Damnit, Pidge! Stop narrating and help me!"

"Lance continues to beg for help like a pussy instead of talking things out with his boyfriend. Keith begins to growl, taking small steps towards Lance."

"Oh shit."

"Just seconds after exclaiming such foul language, Keith leaps onto the table and lunges his knife forward. Lance, barely missing the attack, screams like a bitch. Frantically, Lance scrabbles his way off the table and runs over to- Hey!"

Lance grabbed Pidge and used her as a human shield, cowering behind her as much as he could. Pidge laughed and flipped her camera to selfie mode and recorded Lance, “Have anything to say for yourself? How do you feel using a 15 year old as a shield against your boyfriend?”

Tears shone in the corners of Lance’s eyes, “I’ll do anything to keep myself alive for a moment longer. If I get caught, if he gets me, tell my family that I love them, Pidge. It will be a painful death, but spare my family from the details. Tell them that I died a hero!”

“Again, you’re using a 15 year old as a shield.”

“They don’t need to know that, Pidge. I said to spare the details.”

Keith growled and leapt forward, sweeping Pidge up and gently tossing her to Hunk. Popcorn flew everywhere and Lance made a run for the stairs, crying out apologies as Keith was close to his heels.