KLANCE!!! one-shots

A Week to Long

(Comedy)

"How long has it been?"

"Same amount as the last time you asked me, Lance."

"OK... How 'bout now?"

"Still only been an hour, Lance."

Lance groaned and slumped down farther on the couch. Every minute Lance has asked Pidge what the time was. Not because he was bored, but because he was lonely. Keith left on a solo mission an hour ago, the goodbye taking up to two hours. Pidge wouldn't tell Lance, everyone else knew but him, but Keith's mission could really hurt their relationship.

Keith had to stay on a new planet for a week, by himself, with another guy. Nothing wrong with that, except the guy is trying to get Keith in his bed. The point was to make Keith unfaithful, but of course Lance couldn't know this was happening.

Pidge sighed, mumbling in her head about how she hoped that Keith stays true. No one has ever passed the test for over five years, which makes things scarier. But if Keith can fight Shiro's arm with his love for Lance, he can beat this.

"PIDGE!!! How much longer!?!?"

"He'll be home soon, Lance. Don't worry."

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Keith landed the red lion on the sex driven planet. He may or may not miss Lance already, but he'll see him in a week. Keith sighed, this was just a waist of a week; there's no way that Keith would ever betray Lance.

"Welcome to our planet!"

Keith hadn't taken two steps off of the lion before the planet shook with thunderous voices. A large group had formed in front of red, the people staring in awe and with excitement. A few feet in front of the others stood the male Keith was staying with.

All the people here had yellow (for girls), purple (for boys), and red (for anyone in between) skin. No matter what color, they had two small, blue horns poking up from their necks.

The purple skinned boy in the front smiled and lent Keith a hand for him to get down with. Keith, of course, just walked off.

"It's wonderful to see you, Keith. Do you have anything you need to get from your lion?" Ven, the one Keith was staying with, asked.

"Nope, everythings good. So what challenge is first?" the faster this went, the faster Keith could get back home.

Ven smiled and bowed slightly with his right arm crossing over his body, "Of course, darling. Your first test will be at the dinner we're all having tonight in your honor. It's not every day that we get to seduce a hero."

"We?"

Ven stood straight, "Why yes, the whole planet gets to take a crack at getting you in bed. I'm just the main one," Ven ended in a wink.

The crowd snickered, some nudging one another and others already started undressing Keith with their eyes. Keith didn't say anything, it would just encourage them. The more people around him, the more he can prove his loyalty. Ven took Keith's hand, already intertwining their fingers, and pulled Keith through the crowd.

It wasn't his fault some of the people got punched or throne to the ground, they touched him first.

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The team sat at the dinner table, eating awkwardly while Lance poked at his food. The castle had been quiet these past few hours. Lance had eventually gone to his room to leave Pidge alone and hadn't come back out until Hunk got him for dinner. To the others, Lance was moping around because Keith wasn't here.