Messy without a Doubt

Epilouge

Naruto looked down as he walked, his hand holding tightly on to a dog leash. A dog he didn't even want. He has never been fond of dogs. Sure they are cute, and from a distance they are fun and exciting but not up close. They always need to go outside, they want attention, they need food. They're like a baby!

Naruto continued his walk the dog was behind him until he came to a complete stop. Naruto pulled on the leash the dog was not moving. Sighing Naruto lifted his head to yell at the dog but stopped and stared at the mutt with wide eyes.

The dog was peeing in the old lady's garden! The old witch who hates Naruto, hates him. She is always telling her grand kids to egg his car or mess up something that he left outside. He knows its her, no one else believes him though!

Shes a witch, she does these things but Naruto has no proof because he never sees her doing it and shes an old lady. No one suspects an old lady, no one but Naruto.

"Fuck" Naruto whispered pulling the dogs leash, the dog wasn't going to move until he was done peeing. Something that makes Naruto angry is just looking at the dog. He came home one day and the dog was there, in the living room on the couch. Naruto didn't even get asked if they could get a dog. HE just bought it and didn't tell Naruto.

Once the dog was done Naruto quickly crossed the street and ran past some houses before he finally came to his. He ran into his house dropping the dog leash as soon as the dog stepped in the living room. He didn't even bother taking it off, the dog was already in another room.

Naruto slammed the door with his back and stood there for a moment, he cautiously turned around and lifted the curtain to peer outside the window. No one was out there.

"Why do you always slam things?" Naruto narrowed his eyes and turned around towards the voice. He stood up straight and crossed his arms. He watched his boyfriend put the dog leash on the hook.

"Why can't you walk your dog?" Naruto snapped taking off his shoes, Naruto walked over to the couch and flopped onto it his head sinking into the cushions.

"You live here, it's your dog too."

Naruto growled, "I hate that stupid mutt! I didn't ask for a dog" Naruto continued to lay on his stomach face smashed into the cushions.

Naruto let out a small shriek when he felt a weight on his back he turned his head to the side and looked at the small coffee table two sandwiches were sitting on it.

"I'm not hungry"

"You're never hungry"

Naruto wiggled around trying to get free "Get off me!" He shouted, the weight lifted off Naruto and he quickly sat up on the couch. The boyfriend once again sat on the couch this time next to Naruto.

Naruto rested his head against the shoulder of his boyfriend and smiled. Then he remembered what the dog did.

"Your dog! Your stupid dog peed in the witches garden" Naruto said standing up and moving in front of his boyfriend.

"Why do you call her a witch? Who cares anyway whats she going to do?"

Naruto snapped his fingers, "She is a witch and she's going to know it was your dog and then she'll get her grandchildren to egg my car again!"