Slow James

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Headcanon that James, the absolute cinnamon roll, would always take a second or two to process big news. So when the Gryffindor Quidditch team won the Cup it went somewhat like this:

Captain: WE'VE WON THE CUP!!

The whole freaking team except James: *cheers and generally fangirls/fanboys

Sirius: James aren't you ex-?

James: WAIT WE'VE ACTUALLY WON THE CUP?!?!

Sirius: Um yeah have you been dreaming for the last-

James: *yells louder than anyone else* WE'VE WON THE CUP!! *squeezes Sirius so tightly he can't breathe*

Sirius: TOO TIGHT MATE TOO TIGHT!!

James then proceeds to squeeze the life out of the startled and bewildered Remus and Peter. 

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