This so happened at one point.
James: Hey Evans!
Lily: Only if you jump off the Astronomy Tower, Potter.
James: Pads! Moons! Wormy! Evans says she'll go out with me if I jump off the Astronomy Tower!
Sirius: I'll slow your fall.
Peter: I'll get painkillers.
Remus: GUYS NO
**ten minutes later**
Lily: WHEN I SAID I'D GO OUT WITH YOU IF YOU JUMPED OFF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER I MEANT IT AS A JOKE POTTER!
James: So... will you go out with me?
Lily: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
Remus: You should know better than to joke like that to Prongs, Lily
Sirius: Yeah he's a bloody idiot
Lily: *storms off muttering* Godric Gryffindor and Merlin help them...
Sirius: I think that's a 'no' mate...
James: I JUMPED LIKE SHE ASKED!
Peter: She probably wasn't serious...
Sirius: Of course she wasn't, I'm Sirius
Remus: *hits Sirius on the back of his head* No.
James: Well this sucks...
Sirius: Hey at least I did my part so you're in hospital instead of dead
James: True... true...
Remus: Perhaps if you lay her off for, what, a day? An hour, if that's not too much to ask?
James: Oh sod off Moony
Remus: No, for real. It might work.
Sirius: Persistence is the key Moons.
James: If I stop asking she might think I don't want to go out anymore
Peter: Prongs, you've been asking all day since the middle of first year. I highly doubt--
James: Women's minds work in strange ways Wormy.
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