Forbidden Forest Hijinks

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• So Hagrid says to Harry that unicorns can outrun werewolves, right?

• Well, what if he's ACTUALLY seen it happen

• So it's somewhere in the Forbidden Forest, 1975, and Hagrid is just returning from talking to the centaurs or something

• When he sees this unicorn just dashing through the forest faster than anything he's ever seen, like it's a white blur

• He stands there, enchanted because we all KNOW Hagrid would be absolutely in awe of this kind of thing

• And then, after the unicorn is a couple seconds out of sight, a werewolf comes running onto the scene

• Obviously the werewolf has been chasing the unicorn for some unknown reason

• Hagrid is just about wondering if he should help when this massive black dog comes out of complete left field and just tackles the werewolf to the ground

• Then comes a huge stag, stamping a hoof and bellowing at both of them

• There is a rat on his antlers for some reason?? but Hagrid thinks he might be imagining the grey thing on the stag's antlers so he doesn't end up remembering this

• Anyway, this somehow manages to give both creatures pause, and the dog and stag start herding the werewolf away from the scene

• Hagrid never forgets this for the rest of his life

• Meanwhile, the next day in the hospital wing, Remus wakes up and as usual asks anxiously if he hurt anyone in his werewolf form

• "Mate, last night was wild. You went after a unicorn"

• "I'm sorry, I did what?"

• So the boys recount the whole thing

• "I had no idea unicorns could run that fast," Sirius adds in a sort of amazement

• "I think Hagrid might have seen us," Peter says worriedly. "I mean, I saw him looking our way last night"

• "Why would Hagrid be in the Forbidden Forest?"

• "He's gamekeeper, remember? Besides, you know how he loves his magical creatures, and the Forest is chock full of them"

• Sirius shrugs it off

• "Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine. It's not like you had a sign saying 'I AM REMUS LUPIN' taped to your back'"

• This gets a chuckle out of Remus, and soon enough the experience just becomes a laugh for them

• And this is why Hagrid is under the impression that a werewolf appears in the Forbidden Forest every full moon

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