• So Mr and Mrs Potter have to leave the house for a short period of time during the Marauders' summer before seventh year
• And the Marauders sneak out (from the house elves; Mrs Potter told them to keep an eye on James and Sirius) of the house
• Obviously James, Sirius and Peter get deadass drunk
• "Moony~~" "No Padfoot, at least one of us has to stay somber so we can sneak back in." "Ha *hic* Mama Moony." "Say that one more time and I will hex you."
• But James gets so drunk he can't control his animagus
• So one moment James is sitting there and the next you find this stag that's slumped on the ground
• Sirius is less drunk than James (I think he has better alcohol tolerance) and is drunkenly laughing at the stag running around the street
• Peter is half-asleep and muttering gibberish
• So sighing, Remus has to drag James by the antlers and coax Sirius to cooperate
• He's just thankful that Peter willingly follows them after he asked him to
• He also has to stupefy and obliviate everyone they run into on the way back
• *incomprehensible stag noises* "Hey Jeremy, is that--" "Stupefy! Obliviate!"
• Sneaking them back in is no easy task either
• "James Fleamont Potter don't you dare transf-- SON OF A--"
• "Moony~~" "Sirius, not now!"
• "I swear, the second you turn back into a human I am stupefying you!"
• "Wormtail, not you too-- okay, fine, but I'm putting you in my front pocket so don't you dare change back."
• "James Potter get back here-- Sirius! Stop laughing!"
• Remus never lets James or Sirius drink more than five shots of any kind of muggle alcoholic drink again
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Fanfiction"Why the buck do I deal with you?" "Because you love us!" -------------------------------------------------- No one can say what happened for sure, but I've got a few ideas. Marauders are at it again! Wolfstar and Jily Highest: #3 in aliceprewett
