Lily: *hears crash from the garden and walks out* James, what in- *jaw drops*
Harry: *laughing and squealing on the ROOFTOP*
James: *weakly* Harry mate would you please get down it's dangerous up here... *grabs Harry as a few tiles crumble to the ground*
Lily: *recovers from shock* JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER!! HARRY JAMES POTTER!! WHAT IN MERLIN'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
James: *freezes momentarily* Lils! I erm- we erm- that is to say-
Lily: GET DOWN FROM THERE!!
James: *apparates himself and Harry down*
Lily: *marches up to him, green eyes flashing* WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?!?!
James: Woah there Lilyflower you're scaring Harry!
Harry: *starts wailing loudly as Lily glares at him*
Lily: *sighs and cools off, glaring at James instead* What. Were. You. Doing?!
James: Don't ask me! Harry flew up there himself!
Lily: He did what?!
James: We were chasing each other in the garden and suddenly he just appeared on the rooftop!
Lily: *open and closes mouth several times* We are putting a Cushioning Charm around the house.
Years later, Harry pulls the exact same stunt. There is no Lily or James this time, but still the angry voice yelling at him remains.
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Marauder headcanons
Fanfiction"Why the buck do I deal with you?" "Because you love us!" -------------------------------------------------- No one can say what happened for sure, but I've got a few ideas. Marauders are at it again! Wolfstar and Jily Highest: #3 in aliceprewett
