James' parents once took James, Sirius, Remus and Peter to a restaurant that's a recipica of those American cowboy bars.
No less than two mintues later a terrified James stalked out of the restaurant dragging a laughing Sirius with him, followed by a smiling Remus, a laughing Peter and an utterly confused couple.
When they got back to their house the following conversation took place.
Mrs. Potter: What in Merlin's name was that all about?
James: THERE WAS A STAG HEAD ON THE WALL MUM!!
Sirius: *can't breathe for laughing*
Mr. Potter: So? It's rude to just storm out of someone's restaurant James.
Remus: *between gasps because he's trying his best to hold his laughter in* Prongs, they don't know?
James: *shakes his head frantically*
Mrs. Potter: Know what?
Peter: *laughing* He's... um... erm...
James: I'M DEER PHOBIC!!
Remus: *bursts out laughing, clutching his stomach and leaning on the fireplace*
Sirius: *collapses onto the floor, crying tears of laughter*
Peter: *practically screeching, leaning on the couch*
James: IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU GUYS STOP IT!!
Mrs. Potter: I'm so sorry dear we didn't know!
Sirius, Remus, Peter: *can't imagine dear as anything else other than deer*
Sirius: S-S-SEND HELP!! I'M DYING!!
Mr. Potter: Really now boys how rude of you! James, bring your friends to your room.
Once they get to James' room Sirius manages to gasp, "DEER PHOBIC!" and Remus laughs, "Prongs, you're a deer!"
James just goes, "Oh shut up."
A/N: The idea of James saying he's deer phobic goes to Marauder Apologies on Tumblr (I think).
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