JNPR's Dance (Chapter 34d)

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Pyrrha: "Oh my goodness Jaune you didn't actually have to wear that." She said in between laughs as the invincible girls facade fell.

Jaune: "An Arc never goes back on their promise. Now are you going to mock me or are we gonna dance?" He held out a hand and Pyrrha took it as they went towards the dance floor as did Ren and Nora.

Every onlooker watched the team dance in a spontaneous number in perfect sync. The ballroom was full of laughter as the blonde leader of JNPR spun around in the surprisingly fitting dress. Photos and videos were taken so the memory could be shared for the next 4 years at the academy.

Once the song ended you got a discreet thumbs up from Jaune but you only gave him a smirk as he began to look worried again.

(Y/N): "Well, that was certainly something to behold, right?" There were loud cheers of approval to your question. "But one thing sticks in my mind and I really thing it needs said... damn, that dude looks like a lady!"

Jaunes eyes widened in fear as he ran to try and stop you but that only put all the attention back on him as the song started.

(Y/N): "Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She's a long lost love at first bite
Baby, maybe you're wrong
But you know it's all right, that's right

Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out a gun
And tried to blow me away

Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus
Lord, imagine my surprise

Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady

Let me take a peek dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me all night
(Baby let me follow you down)
Turn the other cheek dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me, do me

What a funky lady
Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it
Oh, he was a lady

Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady"

The crowd began to join in for the chorus and even Jaune was singing along now.

"Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady"

You put the mic down and jumped down of the stage and strode over to your friends as the playlist started back up in the background.

Jaune: "Really dude?"

(Y/N): "I'm sorry but you do look like a lady."

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