"Nice to see you again gorgeous." salubong sakin ni Drey.
"Don't flirt with me, ang aga aga pa ang landi mo na" I warned him.
Well if you can see, or rather read... I'm in the bad mood! Hindi pa ba halata.
And why?
Oh, the malanding Medusa is back!
Remember? Medusa, Drey's sister!
That bitch! She just put some thumb tax on my parking space... How did I know? She just left a f*cking note!
That's what assumers get, bitch! Grey's mine...
~Dianne
Can somebody tell me where the hell this girl is right now? I'll bring her to the real hell where a psycho like her should stay!
"Harsh..." Drey said..
"Who wouldn't?! Can you please bring your sister to the nearest mental hospital! She's a crazy bitch!"
He just laugh at me... like, what?
I looked at him, and an I-know-right look is pasted all over his face.
"Okay okay. Anong ginawa nya sayo this time?" Tanong nya habang nagpipigil ng tawa.
"Thanks to your sister, I have a flat tires. And oh, don't forget her note that really made my day... really." I told him sarcastically, then handed him the sweetest note I've ever read in my entire life. Super sweet, as in.
Yung tipong sa sobrang sweet gusto ko hanapin yung sumulat at ipakain sa mga langgam. Oh diba mas sweet?
"Oh.... really sweet." he said in amusement.
"Is she obsessed?! C'mon Drey, ilayo mo sya sakin kung hindi sasagasaan ko talaga sya!" gigil na gigil kong sabi sa kanya.
Ang nakakainis pa ay tinawanan nya lang talaga ako!
"Mukang nagkakatuwaan kayo dyan ah?" So here she is, the girl who really made my day.
Can you please tell me what cheek I should slap first? Left or right?
"Oh Isha, have you received my note?"
Hindi ko nalang sya pinansin at baka hindi ako makapag pigil. Masyado nya ng nasira ang araw ko, pag ako napuno tatadyakan ko talaga 'to.
"Ang sweet no? I also left a remembrance on your tires, nice right?"
Tinignan ko si Drey, yung tipong ilayo-mo-sakin-to-mapapatay-ko-to look, which he got.
"C'mon Ate." he said habang hinihila ang damuho nyang ate.
"Wait. I'm still talki----" that's the last words I heard from her. Malamang sa malamang nilayo na sya ni Drey.
Buti naman, bago pa ako maging murdurer.
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"Hey Grey, listen to me first!" That's the nth time na sinabi nya yan. Yung totoo, That Medusa is an obsessed girl really.
I don't know if I would laugh hard or not. Masyado syang papansin, nakakaawa.
"Grey!!" She yelled, c'mon dude. Where did she got her guts? Halata namang nilalayuan na sya nung tao, pero parang wala syang pakialam.
"Ano ba?! I told you I'm not interested!' he shouted at the same intensity.
O-kay... awkward.
BINABASA MO ANG
Revenge of the Heartless Bitch
Random"You know what? I wanna introduce you both to one of my closest friend. You know KARMA? Well, she's a BITCH. But then napag isip isip ko, why would I introduce you both to her? She's just a BITCH. And I'm way BETTER than her, or BEST? Oh sorry, I me...
