"what's up y'all. it's farm 5. my name's billy bob! we got joe bob, we got junior bob, we got bubba bob. and AYE! jim! and we got uh... jim bob!" jake said into the camera.
"i ain't country dad! i told you dat!" colby fired at him. causing you to laugh in the living room, listening to this chaos.
"you're gonna be country whether you want to be or not, bubba. we are farm 5 and we eat squirrel GRAVY!" jake and corey both said gravy at the same time.
"and bubba you're going to the dance with daisy!" jake said and colby made a distressed face. "but dad! daisy's my cousin i don't like her!" colby complained.
"why don't you like daisy?!" jake asked. "everybody likes daisy! we all like daisy!" sam commented afterwards.
you were listening to some novo amor while waiting for your turn to appear in the video. you were wearing a nice outfit, and it was complete opposite from the country theme the boys were putting on.
aaron made a noise, "YEEEEEE WHOOOOO" and all the boys outside gasped. "that must be daisy!" and everyone went over to start looking for aaron dressed up in a backwards shirt and wig.
"wait, where's daisy?" jake asked to the camera and soon they all looked at the back door. "woooow" sam said with big eyes, "woah, phew." jake said as he wiped his forehead.
colby just sat there with widened eyes. soon enough it was your turn, and you had on this:
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you walked out and all the boys looked at you. "who are you?" corey asked in disgust. "i'm y/n, i'm friends with daisy's best friend." you introduced, and everyone but colby had disappointed looks on their faces.
"damn, y/n's such a pretty name. you single pretty lady?" colby asked in a fading country accent before grabbing your waist. "bubba what are you doing?" jake asked, looking 'appalled.'
"dad, i'm scoring a date with the pretty girl!" colby snapped, looking back at jake. the rest of the boys looked disgusted. "she ain't even country bubba! you can't date, that!" sam said, and corey added "yea daisy's the one you want!"
colby shook his head, "no i don't! she's my first cousin and it feels weird!" you giggled and looked at colby in an admiring way. you put your hand on colby's chest, making him look at you.
"what's a pretty lady like you doing single?" you just shrugged and looked into his eyes, "waiting for the right guy i guess." colby smiled, but jake interrupted once again.
"bubba bob you better claim daisy! she's your date to the dance." colby rolled his eyes and looked back in fake annoyance. "i don't want to date daisy, she's weird and i don't like her dad! let jim bob claim her; he obviously wants her super bad."
corey got excited and looked at jake for approval. jake sighed and nodded and corey sat on aaron's back before he acted like a bull. "now that's a lady right there!" corey exclaimed in a perfect country accent.
colby and you were looking into each other's eyes. soon enough the camera was focused back on you guys and all the rest looked disgusted. "man are you a woman.." colby whispered to himself before sizing you up. you smiled and he pulled you closer.
"bubba bob, she's not on the list for people you can date!" jake said which caused colby to look back once again, "dad i'm 20 years old now! i can date whoever i want, and this fine young lady has stolen my heart."
you blushed a little and leaned your head into his neck, causing him to smile to himself a little. "ugh, bubba she'll look weird at the dance! club rodeo is for country folks only!" sam exclaimed.
"i don't want to be country!" colby yelled in a country accent, "i want to be in an emo rock band, and date this angel of a woman." jake looked shocked, before looking around and the rest of them looked appalled
"now, what do you say a beautiful woman like you, and gentlemen like me date?" you thought about colby's question for a second, just to tease him before replying. "i would like that a lot."
colby smiled and leaned in, connecting lips with you. the rest of them screamed in 'disrespect' and 'heartbreak.' "alright jim bob, looks like you're going to the dance with daisy after all." is what you heard in the background.
but, you were too focused on this kiss, and wrapped your arms around his neck. colby's hands roamed your sides, hips and back gently as the kiss went on. the rest of the boys just continued their video, acting like bubba, aka colby, has been disowned.
colby and you pulled away. "i could used to this for the rest of my life, bubba." you teased, but also said his fake name as a pet name for him. he smirked, "you better get used to it baby, cuz there will be a lot more of this, and other things in the future." his smirk got bigger and he raised his eyebrows.
"shut up you idiot and kiss me already." he smiled even wider and leaned in. his soft lips hit yours and he lifted you off the ground for a second, before putting you back down to show passion. you giggled and tried to pull away, but he wouldn't let you.
you smiled and he pushed you backwards, into the house. he pulled away, "do you wanna go, like to my room really quick?" you giggled at his lip bite, "sure. but just to be clear, i'm your girlfriend, not just a fuck buddy."
"i was hoping you would say that. but i just want to kiss you and cuddle." he said which caught you off guard. you laughed, and shook your head. "okay colby bubba, let's go cuddle and kiss like never before."
colby smiles and carried you up to his room, where you two just cuddled all day while y'all made out. you were happy, and couldn't be happier, along with colby who finally has the woman he's wanted for a long time, and is at bliss with the world.
