Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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Thomas: I think I'll start being completely honest.

Deceit: Fine. *throws his bowler hat at Remus to catch like the rabid octopus he is*

Deceit: *summons a cowboy hat and puts it on his head*

Deceit: Remus, it's time to retire and get the farm you wanted.

Remus: Oooh, YAY! We're getting goats and chickens and horses and ducks and-! *continues to ramble off a list of animals*

Virgil: I love that that's your retirement plan.

Deceit: Quite obviously, it was Remus' idea. And it's not exactly easy to say no when he's *gestures to Remus, who is shaking Roman by the shoulders in excitement, talking about getting dogs* that cute.

Remus: SHEEP, Dee, We need to get sheep! Please, they're cute and fluffy! Can we!? Can we!?

Deceit: *deep sigh in amusement* Of course we can, Remus.

Deceit, to everyone else: And don't screw up so badly you need me, we'll be busy. But all of you idiots are invited to the wedding, though. *sinks out quickly*

Remus: Wait, WEDDING!?