Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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maybe its just the sleep deprivation talking, but i can't stop thinking about how logan was able to recall when thomas was informed about he wedding down to the minute. that ability to remember such minute details opens so many possibilities for logan's interactions with the others. just,,, imagine-

-logan gets virgil this CD for an obscure punk rock band for whatever the sides' equivalent of a birthday is, and when virgil seems surprised -because "woah, how did you know i liked them?? how did you even know that this band existed??? - logan's just like "you mentioned enjoying this particular group's music four months, two weeks, 5 days, 4 hours, and 20 minutes ago"

-patton's desperately looking for the recipe to this one dessert because thomas is going through some Nostalgic Sadboy Hours, but he can't find it, and just when the frustration and disappointment are about ready to set in, logan catches gist of what's wrong and proceeds to recite every ingredient and step to the recipe off of memory alone

-roman notices that logan's been quieter than usual for a while, and when he confronts him about it - "what ever happened to your long-winded lectures about space, anyway?" - logan replies with "two months, three days, 7 hours, and 40 minutes ago, you said, and i quote: 'if you tell me one more stupid space fact, i am going to stab myself through the heart with this sword.' i am pleased to see that my efforts to accomodate have not gone unnoticed"

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(Moxiety)

Virgil: So I heard you liked bad boys.

Patton: Not really.

Virgil: Oh thank god.

(Prinxiety)

Roman: I lost Virgil! Have you seen him?

Person: How does he look like?

Roman: *sobbing* BEAUTIFUL

(Analogical)

Logan: It's not gay if I wanna date Virgil, right? Like, in a bro way? I wanna take him to all the places I like, hold his hand, and make him smile because his smile is the most beautiful smile I've ever seen and I wanna see that smile for the rest of my life.

Patton: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.

Roman: I'm an expert. That's gay.

(Logicality)

Logan: Once at boot camp, I had a crush on this boy. So I bought him a bag of candy.

Logan: Later on, I caught a running head start and saw him underneath a tree.

Logan: Then I threw the bag at him and ran away as fast as I could.

Roman:

Virgil:

Patton: That was YOU!?

(Royality)

Logan: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

Patton: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road that Roman couldn't see, so I shouted, "Roman, deer!"

Logan:

Roman:

Logan: Do you want to tell me what your response was?

Roman: ... "Yes, honey?"

(Logince)

Roman: You have beautiful eyes.

Logan: Thanks. I need them to see.