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Remus: Hey can I ask you a question

Deceit: Shoot.

Remus: [Shoots the ceiling]

Deceit:

Remus: Can I ask my question now?

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Roman: when I was a kid I was all like "ew, girls!"

Roman: and my mom would go "honey, one day you'll like girls."

Roman: jokes on you, mom! I'm gay! Therefore- ew, girls

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Dance Instructor: alright, welcome to our very first salsa class!

Virgil, standing there with a bag of tortilla chips: Roman how could you

Roman: I-

Virgil: how could you betray me like this

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Logan: What are you doing out this late? Five words or less.

Virgil: out for a walk.

Virgil: bitch

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