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Remus: I got crunchy joints. Crispy bones. Popcorn ankles. Pop pop pop, that's me getting out of bed.

Deceit:....Should I be concerned?

~

Virgil: *signing in the kitchen as he makes himself something to eat*

Deceit, Remus and Logan: *watching him with a smile as they cry*

Roman *coming downstairs*: Uh... Why are you crying?

Deceit: He only sings when he's happy.

Logan: He hasn't been singing in 4 months.

Remus: And he's singing again! *ugly sobbing*

Roman: ...

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Deceit: I'm getting married and I'd love you to be at the wedding

Remus: oh, as your maid of honor...?

Deceit, getting down on one knee: As my husband

~

Patton: *using Logan's phone, sees contact named Love of my life* Aww. Wait, this isn't my number.

*calls number*

(other side of the line): This is Crofters Organic. Hello Logan, would you like the usual?

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