Virgil left the dark sides when Janus pushed him down the stairs
That's why when we meet him for the first time (and even now) he's at the bottom of the stairs
~Patton: I'm cold
Logan: Here take my jacket
Roman: Hey Virgil I'm cold too
Virgil: What?! *takes off his jacket* I told you to bring more layers,but of course you didn't listen *piles scarves on him* and now I have to make sure you don't FREEZE to death *takes Deceits hat and puts it on Roman* how long have you been cold, you should've told me sooner
Roman: *Underneath all the layers of clothing* Thanks Virge
~
Virgil: Why do people have quiet respectful funerals? When I die, I want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "Thanks for the Memories" by Fall Out Boy
Roman: [clutching his chest] Jesus God Almighty
~
Logan: What are you doing?
Virgil: [snuggling in Logan's arms] Hiding
Logan: ...Do you mean hugging?
Virgil: [pauses] Did I fucking stutter? This is my safe place. Now shut up and put your arms around me
~
Logan: Wait you left Virgil with Roman?
Patton: Yeah, why?
Logan: You don't see the problem
Patton: Logan, its okay Virgil said he could take care of him
[Meanwhile...]
Virgil: For the last time Roman, the microwave wasn't trying to attack you!!
Roman: Then why was it beeping at me!!
Virgil: BECAUSE THE FOOD IS DONE!
Roman: YOU'RE IN ON THIS CONSPIRACY!!
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RandomMade a third one. I've made two other ones. Each one has 200 parts. Yeah. Enjoy.