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Logan: Good morning.

Patton: Good morning!

Roman: You guys sound like robots. Spice it up a little!

Remus, kicking down the door: Horrible morning, dipshits!

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Remus: Deceit thinks I'm a moron because I keep eating the engagement rings he puts in my deserts.

Remus: Little does he fucking know, I'm the smartest and most well-fed jewel thief of all time.

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Remus, admiring Deceit: Look at that majestic ass looking motherfucker. Like a dolphin or some shit. With arms..and legs...and a JETPACK. Oh, HOLY SHIT! This stuff is really kicking in!

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Remus: There's only four ways to do things: the right way, the bad way, the Remus way and the Deceit way.

Deceit: I beg your pardon?!

Remus: The Deceit way is the right way but faster, the Remus way is the bad way but FAR faster.

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