Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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I'm back! Being isolated is really great! I'm going to finish this book (hopefully) by the time they get a cure for Corona. So I have no more excuses for being absent.

Stay safe ya'll.

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Roman: *leaving a voicemail for Virgil* H-hey this is Roman. Which you already know because this is my phone that I'm currently calling you from. Haha, CALLMESEEYOULATERBYE--

Roman: *throws phone across room*

Logan: *raises eyebrow*

Roman: What! What was I supposed to say? "Hey hot stuff, this is Roman. I'd ask you out to the movies, but I've got such a crazy crush on you that the only way I can talk to you without foaming at the mouth is over this stupid phone. Pretty crazy right?

Phone: If you would like to hear your message again, please press 1. To delete, press 2.

Roman: *screeches*

Logan: PRESS 2! PRESS 2!

Roman: *hits button on phone*

Roman and Logan: *sigh in relief*

Phone: Message saved.

Logan and Roman: *screech*

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Virgil, about Thomas: he's a little dork, but he's MY little dork

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Pastor: Do you promise to love and cherish Roman, for long as you both shall live, 'til death do you part?

Virgil: Even death doesn't keep us apart because I'll drag Roman back to life if I have to.

Roman: Virgil, you just have to say "I do."

Virgil: I will not build up this marriage based on lies

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Remus, with a knife to a person's throat: I have ways of making you talk.

Toddler Virgil: *comes into the room*

Remus: Virgil. Virgil, Daddy's working right now.

Toddler Virgil: *hands Remus a drawing he made*

Remus: Oh my gosh, did you draw this? That is so good!