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by EnderSlayer451

by EnderSlayer451

Deceit, just a snake boi: *reading a novel*

Ominous noise in the distance: *thumpthumpthumpthumpTHUMP*

Deceit, pausing in reading: ...What is th-?

Fandom, bursting into the room: DAMN IT, Janus, I LOVE YOU-

Virgil: Do blind people see in their dreams?

Remus: Do deaf people hear their thoughts?

Thomas: Do you two ever shut the fuck up?

Logan: Find a guy and have a kid they said. It'll be fun they said.

Patton, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!!

Roman: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI FLAMETHROWER!!

Virgil: It's called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER!!

*glass shatters, things explode, Patton, Roman, and Virgil all scream in unison*

Logan: Don't listen to them. Don't.

Patton: Aww, some child drew a funny-looking giraffe!

Logan: There aren't any children here.

Roman: [clenching his jaw] It's an alpaca.

Patton: Please stop being sad! Just one day! That's all I ask! JUST STOP BEING SAD!!

Logan, deeply concerned with Patton screaming in tears at the mirror for 3 hours and 52 minutes: