Roman: Can I interest you in a carrot reading?
Logan: Don't you mean Tarot?
Roman: *pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved into them*
Roman: No
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Virgil: before was was was, was was is.
Remus, incredibly proud: he's speaking the language of gods
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Roman: How the fuck do people stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I've been exhausted ever since.
Virgil: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself.
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Virgil, holding Patton up Lion King style: *tune of Circle of Life* It's my reason to live~

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RandomMade a third one. I've made two other ones. Each one has 200 parts. Yeah. Enjoy.