~Virgil: you know what's my favorite part of the morning? The renewed realization that I am not only a cowardly person just generally, but I literally personify fear and everything that holds Thomas back. I am fundamentally flawed by my own identity, which is something I can never escape
Virgil: I also I really like Patton's waffles
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Virgil, after getting a little bit of shampoo in his eye while showering: guess I'm blind now
Virgil, after checking only one of his pockets and not finding his house keys: guess I'm homeless
Virgil, after seeing a text from his boyfriend that ends with a period: guess we're breaking up
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Roman: life's too short to worry! listen to your heart!
Virgil: my heart says to overthrow the government while wearing Pringles cans on my arms and chanting "Bohemian Rhapsody" backwards so I'd rather not
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Virgil: What the hell did you just call me?
Deceit: You clearly heard me.
Virgil: And you clearly don't want to take the risk of saying it again.
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De TodoMade a third one. I've made two other ones. Each one has 200 parts. Yeah. Enjoy.