Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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Patton: Okay kiddo, now, what do you say when you're hurting?

Virgil: Square up, punk.

Patton, softly: no.

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Logan: You must light a salt candle at exactly 3:00 and maybe the spirit will leave

Roman: [banging pans together] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER

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Princey: I will find my way! I can go the distance!

Logan: Princey, we're lost in the woods without a compass.

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Patton: *almost crying while petting two huskies, cooing at them in baby-babble*

Dog Owner: They only understand French.

Patton: Logan, you need to tell them they're good boys. I can't tell them, Logan, they need to know. Tell them I love them? Please?

Logan: *fights a smile, looking at the dogs* Vous ėtes de bons garçons. Patton t'aime~