When Virgil and Remus come back in the next episode:
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And now, the sides being smooth for Valentine's Day
(Logince)
Logan: How do you this 'dating' thing?
Roman: Come with me to a movie and I'll show you.
Virgil: That was smooth as fuck.
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(Prinxiety)
Virgil: A romantic poem for you.
Hella cute,
Hella fine,
Be my hella Valentine
Roman: I'm swooning, how are you still single?
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(Logicality)
Patton to Logan: You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
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(Analogical)
Virgil: Ha, I'm a piece of trash...
Logan: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Virgil: You smooth fucker.
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(Royality)
Roman: Why am I awake?
Patton: Because you don't need beauty sleep, you're already so beautiful.
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(Moxiety)
Patton: I can hold the world in my hands!
Virgil: That's physically impossible.
Patton: *cups Virgil's face in his hands* Are you sure?
Virgil: *blushing furiously* S-stop it, I have a reputation...!
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Logan, opening the door to Remus' rooms: Hey so I need ask yo- HOLY SHIT!
Remus, surrounded by lamps: What?
Logan: It's never this bright in here! Why are there so many lights?
Remus, staring Logan in the eyes: I'm summoning Mothman.
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Remus: No no no no no no no no...
Virgil: Hey Remus.
Remus: [punches Virgil in the stomach]
Virgil: [bends over] EUUUGGHH WHAT THE FUCK?!
Remus: You are one of my VERY best friends, and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this! You're too young! You're too beautiful!
Virgil: [in pain] What the fuck are you talking about?
Remus: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Deceit: ...See ya [leaves]
Virgil: I'm not pregnant!
Remus: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking Muay Thai classes.
Virgil: I was never pregnant, Remus! (WE'RE BOTH MALES!)
Remus: Are you sure?
Virgil: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Logan: [walks over] I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Remus: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-
Logan: [punches Virgil in the stomach]
Virgil: [bends over in pain] EEEUGHHH MOTHER FUCKER!
