Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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Roman, about his dog: This is my beautiful son, he is not very smart but he's such a good kind boy.

Logan, about his cat: This is my terrible daughter, she is very soft and has tiny beans.

Remus, about his bird: This is the wretched foul gremlin who lives in my house and screams very loud. I love her.

Deceit, about his snake: This is my dumbass of a noodle who thinks he's a top notch predator. He's perfect and I love him.

Virgil, about his tarantula: This is my hissy pissy crawley fuzz child. I have killed a man over his toe beans and I'm not scared to do it again.

Patton, about his turtle: Ah yes, my food-obsessed water child. She's not very smart but she loves her food and attention and she looks cute and she's very energetic.

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Logan, about his rats: This is my adorable rat friend. He really likes pasta and he has defended me for snacks before and will likely do it again. Don't tempt him.

Remus, about his sheep: These are my fluff babies. They provide me with wool and I give them food, love, and attention. They are very good girls and boys and I love them very much.

Virgil, about his bat: This is my chirpy nighttime gremlin daughter. She likes laying on my head. She's very clingy but I love her.

Deceit, about his chickens: These are my daughters. They are simple girls. They like food, they like attention, they like sleep, they make eggs. Their guy friends like to scream at me in the morning to get up and feed them.

Roman, about his goats: These are my annoyingly cute children. They like to scream at me and just about everything else. But they're cute and I am a weak, weak man to them being cute.

Patton, about his ferret: This is my chaotic stinky dumbass son. He likes stealing things and bothering me when I'm busy.