Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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Now we know why Virgil sits at the bottom of the stairs

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Deceit: *shows up to a discussion slightly disoriented and dishevelled*

Roman: What happened to you?

Deceit: I told Remus 'I crave death' when he asked me how I'm doing and then I walked away to make tea.

Roman: And?

Deceit: He proceeded to hunt me down, nearly strangle me to death in a hug, and cry about how 'he couldn't stand it if I ever died'.

Deceit: I was joking! What does your brother not get from the word 'joking'?

Roman: He doesn't understand the concept at all. Don't tempt him. Ever. Ever. He will do it if you tempt him.

Deceit: All I wanted was to be morbid!

Roman: *staring into Deceit's eyes* Don't. Tempt. Him. Ever.

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Virgil: I just tried making my own Red Bull with crushed-up caffeine pills, sparkling water, and Flintstones chewable vitamins.

Virgil: Apparently, Logan thinks I'm 'lucky to be alive'

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Logan: I think both Remus and Roman were very helpful today. They did good working together this time.

Roman and Remus: PrAiSe!? *tackle Logan*

Logan: Yes, yes, positive reinforcement and positive attention shocks and astounds you both. I get it. But you've done good today, truthfully

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[Playing Dungeons & Dragons]

Patton: I roll to steal Logan's heart!

Logan: Patton, you can't-

Patton: *rolls a twenty*

Logan: ...

Virgil, the dungeonmaster: You have a spring wedding. I am Logan's best man. Roman is Patton's maid of honor.