Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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virgil told his name when he thought he could trust the others

janus told his name when he wanted the others to trust him

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Roman: Are you mad?

Virgil: No.

Roman: So sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?

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Virgil: Thanks dad.

Everyone:...

Virgil:...why is everyone staring at me?

Logan: You just called Patton 'dad'. You said "Thanks dad"

Virgil: What? No I didn't. I said "Thanks man"!

Patton: Do you see me as a father figure, Virgil?

Virgil: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.

Roman: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Virgil: I didn't call him dad!

Patton: No no no Virgil, I take it as a compliment.

Roman: Wow, you calling Patton 'daddy'.

Virgil: Hey! 'Daddy' is not on the table here.

Deceit: But you did call him dad.

Virgil: Shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Patton: I believe you.

Virgil: Thank you.

Patton: Son. You wanna talk about it later over a game of catch?

Virgil: ...I'd like that.

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Thomas: Day 20 of quarantine

Patton: *frantically baking cookies while there are 20+ trays of cookies around the kitchen*

Logan: *pacing and solving his 121st rubix cube, occasionally bumping into walls*

Roman: *singing "I Won't Say I'm In Love" passionately to a lamp while crying and acting out every single scene while doing so*

Virgil: *Rocking back and forth drinking his 35th cup of coffee*

Remus: *Smacking himself with his morningstar*

Deceit: *Frantically petting his pet snake on the sofa* We're fine

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Roman: I'M TOO HOT...

Roman: *points at Logan*

Roman: :D

Logan:

Roman: :D

Logan:

Roman: :D

Logan: *sighs*

Logan: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn.

Roman: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN-