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Logan, laying on the floor next to Remus: Will expired poison kill people faster or slower?

Remus: *stares into nothingness*

Remus: ...

Remus, seizing Logan by the arm: Get me my shot glass!

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Virgil: Remy, you've inspired me to be the Goth I am today

Remy, totally not crying: That's wonderful, Hellspawn

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Remus: Okay Virgil, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I'm gonna teach you how to dislocate someone's body in 230 ways-

Deceit: Remus, he's a child.

Remus: Oh yeah! You're right.

Remus: *turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Remus, in a somewhat Kermit the frog's voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Deceit: oh my god.

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Deceit: Prepare to feel very bad about yourself

Virgil: Hey! I've been preparing for that my whole life.

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