Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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Remus: Bring me the ice cream.

*later, clutching his stomach in pain*

Deceit: You're lactose intolerant?

Remus: I thought if I ate it really fast, I wouldn't notice.

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Remus, texting Deceit: If you gave an apple tree apple juice, would that be cannibalism?

Deceit: Lose my number.

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Logan: Someone bumps your shoulder on purpose as they pass you in the hall. What do you do?

Roman: Bump back to assert dominance!

Deceit: That's when you hire a guy.

Remus: Why hire a guy when you can do the deed yourself?

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Remus: Look, buddy. I don't know who you are or what horse you rode in on. But that's my brother there you're messing with, and I figure I've got the first right to knock your head off.