Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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Deceit: *breaths*

Virgil: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mW6Xpq1BD4

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Virgil: Joe came down with ligma, updog.

Roman: whats ligma?

Logan: whos joe?

Patton: whats updog?

Virgil: my whole life has been leading up to this moment

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Deceit: You're standing on thin ice.

Logan: I'm standing on the floor.

Deceit: It's an expression.

Logan: It's a carpet.

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Virgil: *leaps on screen*

Virgil: Beep Beep bitches

Patton: It's the drink water alert

Patton and Virgil, in unison: Hydrate before you die-drate.

Patton: Is it nighttime?

Patton: Go to bed.

Virgil: So help me I will sick Remy on you.

Patton: Sleep.

Virgil: You're wearing a binder?

Virgil: Make sure to take it off.

Patton: Dysphoria is hard, but making sure you're healthy is the top priority.

Virgil: Go make some food if you haven't eaten.

Patton: Have you taken your meds?

Virgil: Unclench your jaw.

Virgil and Patton: *jazz hands* self-care

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