Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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Yo, so I forgot which incorrect quotes I have in my books. If I repeat some, please tell me so I can replace them. One more thing...
I was thinking about doing a bnha incorrect book? I just found the series and I'm in love with it, so please tell me if that's something you guys would like to see..
That's all. Wash your hands, stay away from human life forms, and survive.

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Logan: Look at my face.

Roman: okay?

Logan: no no, keep looking

Roman: I am looking!

Logan: No you're not. Look harder.

Roman: Is there a point to this?

Logan: Yes. So look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.

Roman: Alright! I am!

Logan: Now... does it look like i give a fuck?

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Patton: That's it! You're grounded. [points to Roman] No theatre for you. Logan, no computers for you. [points to Virgil] No music for you. And... [looks at Deceit] Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

Deceit: Revenge.

Patton: No vengeance for you.

Deceit: I was gonna say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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Roman, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

Virgil, pulling an uno card: +4!

Patton, pulling out a Pokemon card: Pikachu, I choose you!

Janus: W-what are we playing?

Logan, reading in the corner: They call it "Chaos Cards", you can bet with monopoly money. You'll get used to it.

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Deceit: *ahem*

Deceit: (Yeah)

Deceit: Gonna take my snake to the ol' town road

Deceit: I'm gonna

Deceit: Liiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee

Deceit: 'Til I can't no more

Deceit: Gonna take my snake to the ol' town road

Deceit: I'm gonna (Hiss)

Deceit: Liiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee (Hisss)

Deceit: 'Til I can't no more

Deceit: I got the princes in the back

Deceit: Anxiety is back

Deceit: Cape is matte black

Deceit: My gloves totally match