Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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Virgil's habits left over from being a dark side:

- Making prison makeup out of colored pencils, sharpies, and coffee grounds. Why? He's got an aesthetic going on and also Talyn has been lecturing Thomas about vegan makeup lately and the dark sides interpreted it in a really weird way.

- Actively keeps his room messy on purpose

- Bites in fights

- Eats perfectly normally unless he's eating a citrus fruit. Especially a lemon. Then he bites into it and sucks all the juice out like a vampire.

- Used to Remus getting friendly so if someone hugs him from behind he automatically judo flips them, kicks their face, and parkours away.

- Does elaborate summoning rituals in his room. One day Roman decides to spy on him and find out what he's summoning. Turns out that's where Thomas' sleep paralysis demons come from.

- Kind of just blankly stares at Thomas for hours on end. When Thomas finally asks him why he's doing it he just hisses at him.

- Still plays chess with Deceit. They never once say a word while they play. When Deceit inevitably starts to cheat Virgil reaches over and digs his nails into Deceit's arm until he stops.

- Spends hours in front of the mirror practicing his evil laugh and curses when it sounds too similar to one of the others

- Checks under things constantly. When questioned why he just says "If Remus and Deceit visited your room once you would know."

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Virgil: When I'm murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Logan: What?

Virgil: I want to be on BuzzFeed Unsolved.

Patton: Can we go back to the bit where he said "when I'm murdered"?