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Tips for:
Helping the anxious boi!

Tips for:Helping the anxious boi!

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1. The dad method!

Comfort your strange dark son with hugs galore!! <3 <3

Comfort your strange dark son with hugs galore!! <3 <3

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2. The rationalizing method.

Tell them the facts
Filter out any cognitive distortions

Tell them the factsFilter out any cognitive distortions

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3. The fanciful and obligatory method!

Perform every Disney movie in chronological order in the form of a 20 day theatrical performance where you are the only actor.

Perform every Disney movie in chronological order in the form of a 20 day theatrical performance where you are the only actor

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(Costumes are optional, but encouraged!)

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later:

virgil, looking at remus: what is /he/ doing here?

janus: we're a packaged deal

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Remus (texting on a group chat): It's really frustrating how you have to wait like 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. I know you have to wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

Logan: typing...

PATTON: TYPING..

Deceit: typing...

Virgil: typing..

Roman: Bruh, yeah, it's so annoying

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Deceit: What's it like working with Roman, Patton, and Virgil?

Logan: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.

Deceit: Okay.

Logan: Now throw that idea out of the window.

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Consider this:

Logan only knows things that Thomas knows. Everything that Logan says is a repetition of things that Thomas learned at some point or another, even if he doesn't actively remember it anymore

Now that isn't a hot take, we all know that Logan contains things Thomas has learned

But what I want to stress is that he ONLY knows things that Thomas has learned. Logan can not retain information on the other Sides unless Thomas knows it too.

Logan could be told that Morality's name is Patton, but that information would never stick until Thomas himself learned that Morality's name is Patton. He could have been told time and time again, and he'd forget as soon as it was said

That's why Patton first said Logan's name instead of Logan himself, because Logan didn't know his own name until Thomas did, but Patton could know because Patton is Morality, not Logic, he runs emotion, not knowledge

So now imagine the other Sides trying to tell Logan something, but he can't remember it cuz Thomas doesn't know it, so they eventually get so frustrated that they appear to Thomas and just randomly tell him what they were trying to tell Logan, but without any context, and then they sink out without explaining any of this to Thomas so he's just really confused

Virgil: my spider's name is Shadow

Logan: what?

Virgil: Shadow

Logan: what?

Virgil: Sha-dow

Logan: what?

Virgil: *suddenly appears in Thomas's living room*

Virgil: MY SPIDER'S NAME IS SHADOW!

An unsuspecting Thomas: w-what?

Virgil: *sinks out*

Logan: ah yes, Shadow, go on

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