Sander Sides Incorrect Quotes 3 ✔️

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what if patton does that mom thing where whenever he's mad, he'll start cleaning. bonus points if he refuses to say anything to the person he's mad at, so every once in a while you'll just see patton angrily washing a dish at somebody

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Virgil, entering the room with Roman draped over him like a koala bear: Yeah, guys, so WHAT THE FUH

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Deceit: So yeah, Roman made fun of my name the moment I said it. But I'm fine.

Remus:

Remus: Then why are you looking up?

Deceit, heavily fanning his face: My foundation was 45 dollars... And I'm not about to let him ruin it.

Remus: ....Ooookay.

Remus, now heaving his morning star over his shoulder: I'll be right back. You just go ahead and put on a movie.

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Virgil in the group chat at three am: yall think lava would taste spicy?

Patton: Kiddo please don't eat lava

Roman: Virge you do whatever you want

Logan: actually since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty

Virgil: thank you so fucking much Logan you understand me like no one else

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Patton: *kills a bug*

Patton: [staring up at the ceiling in bed at night] I didn't need to do that... Why is my heart so dark and full of violence? Where in my soul does this cruelty come from? What am I truly?