Bucky has created a chatroom: insomniacs assemble
Bucky has added Y/N, Wanda, Peter
Bucky: hey kiddos
Y/N: It's 2 am. what are you doing up right now
Bucky: mindlessly wandering the halls of the compound
Wanda: give us some peace and let us sleep for once. Please.
Bucky: SLEEP IS FOR THE W E A K
Bucky: And I know y'all aren't sleeping. obviously
Y/N: No shit, Sherlock. Why else would I be texting on here?
Steve has entered the chat.
Steve: Language, missy.
Y/N: You're not my father.
Steve: Watch your mouth, young lady, or you can consider that Wii Party date canceled, and I'm not buying you bubble tea tomorrow afternoon.
Y/N: *le gasp* YOU WOULDN'T
Steve: I can.
Y/N: IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYILLWATCHMYLANGUAGEOKPLSFORGIVEME
Steve: Alright. But what are you doing up this late? Shouldn't you be asleep?
Y/N: Ask Bucky. He started it
Peter: Bucky are you okay? please don't tell me you found my super secret stash of snickerdoodles and got high off of them please
Bucky: OH MY GOD R U SAYIN THAT THERE IS A SECRET STASH OF COOKIES AROUND THE COMPOUND SOMEWHERE OH MY GOD I MUST FIND THEM. MUST. FIND. COOKIES. MUST. STAY. AWAKE.
Peter: nvm forget what I said
Bucky has added T'Challa, Bruce, Tony, Sam, Natasha, Clint, Pietro, Thor.
T'Challa: I'm running half an hour of sleep while trying to finish up the diplomatic work because this stupid thing called different time zones had to exist hahahaha someone please kill me now and end my suffering
Y/N: I can't sleep either, coffee?
T'Challa: Yes please, anything that will keep me from losing my sanity. I am slowly spiraling down into a never ending pit of sleeplessness and despair
Bruce: You guys are tired? Weak. #sciencebropower
Tony: #sciencebropower
Bucky: SLEEP. IS FOR. THE WEAK
Y/N: k I'm going to the kitchen now. T'Challa do you want food too
Pietro: hey y/nnnnnnn
Pietro: Sam and i are hungry.
Pietro: he saw you walk to the kitchen
Pietro: provide us with food please mother
Y/N: no. go and get some on your own you big baby
Sam: Please, Y/N. I'll let you beat me at Mario Kart.
Y/N: shut up. you know I'm better than you at it anyways
Sam: not true!
Clint: It's true. I've watched her play. Need I remind you how many times you rage quit before because she completely crushed you at Rainbow Road?
Sam: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT CURSED TIME
Sam: Now Y/N, please be a sweet young girl and provide me and Peter with some nourishment
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tom holland/peter parker and steve rogers oneshots
Fanfictioni wrote most of these @13-14 so they're v bad. (I've republished this purely for the cringe factor & so you can look back and laugh)
