tom holland/peter parker and steve rogers oneshots

mcdonald's- peter parker

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in which several hungry heroes

go crazy over having some

mcdonalds and chaos ensues

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this is literally a 100% pure crackshot. no angst. a bit fluffy. a whole lot of crackhead energy. enjoy! prompt creds to coldpepperoni ur a genius!!!

this is a bit more on the platonic side haha. enjoy the very shitty last oneshot to my book! falsdf

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"Hey, Tony. I want McDonalds. Can you go grab us some McDonalds for lunch?" Clint asked.

"Ooh, that sounds like a good plan. I'm on board with the idea," Bucky jumped in excitedly. "Tony, be a good man and pick up some food for us, please?"

"And why should I?"

"You have the money."

"And you don't?"

"I do. And why should I spend it on this?"

"Because Clint and I will rematch you in ping-pong if you do. It's the ultimate tiebreaking round, and we know how much you want to get another chance to try and beat one of us. And besides, us superheroes gotta fill up. We're hungry. Right, Y/N?"

"Yeah!" you agreed, pumping a fist up into the air. "McDonald's for the win!"

Tony finally caved in and sighed, throwing his hands up in the air in defeat. "Fine, I'll go get food. I'll call you when I get there and you tell me your orders."

"Thank you! We love you, Mr. Stark!" Peter called after him.

"How dare you!" you scoffed, placing a hand over your chest as you faked being offended by his words. "You love my dad more than me?"

"Maybe yes, maybe no."

"Traitor!"

You smacked him over the head with a pillow repeatedly until he began to frantically apologize. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I love you! I'm sorry please don't hit me I don't wanna die I'm too young to die please don't hurt me!"

You laughed and hit him straight in the stomach with the fluffy pillow one last time before setting it down, causing him to let out an "Oof."

"You suck."

"You suck more."

"I hate you."

"No, you love me."

"In your dreams."

"You're the worst friend ever."

"Ouch," Pietro hissed, "friendzoned! That must really hurt, Peter."

"Shut up, Pietro," you smacked him with the pillow as well. "Pete is being annoying."

"I'm not annoying! You're annoying!" he argued. "Who's the one that replaced the cream in my Oreos with toothpaste? You!"

"That wasn't me! That was Loki, stupid!"

"Me?" Loki suddenly appeared, pretending to look taken aback, "I could never do such a thing to this precious Man of Spiders!"

"Liar," you accused, "I saw you wake up at 2 in the morning to do that."