Grown Man

Forever Happiness

Five months later

The Kim's and the Min's had flown four hours to and fro to Jungkook's college to attend his graduation which was yesterday afternoon and they arrived back in town the following morning. Later that evening, they decided to take Jungkook out to a fancy restaurant to celebrate his accomplishment.

"...so everyone raise the glass and join me in congratulating Jungkook on his graduation from college." Namjoon finished up his speech and the clinking of glasses and words of "congratulations" and "I'm so proud of you's"were told to the celebrant.

"How does it feel, finally being free of the clutches of the education system?" Mr. Kim asked, trying to be humorous.

"Like I'm 51,881,582.70 won in debt," Jungkook replied, "because I actually am."

"Oh come on, I'm sure college wasn't that bad. Think of all the things you had the opportunity to experience" Jimin suggested, trying to look on the bright side of things.

"Could've experienced them regardless. College was four years of my life I'm never gonna get back and all I have to remember it by, is debt." Jungkook defended. Right from the very beginning he'd never really wanted to college and always felt lol it wasn't for him. The only reason he went was to be far away from Jin back when he thought that he needed distance to help him get over the latter.

"Well then think of college like a rite of passage like hiring a stripper or accidentally sexting the wrong person." Yoongi explained as he took another sip of his wine.

"Wait, when did you accidentally sext someone and who was it?" Jimin was suddenly alert and looked ready to kill.

Before Yoongi could respond, a clatter was heard and everyone turned to a traumatized-looking Hoseok.

"You said you'll never bring it up again!" Hoseok stated, as memories of the sexually explicit text from Yoongi he'd received a few days ago played back in his mind.

"You sexted Hoseok!" Jin couldn't help but exclaim and almost every head in the restaurant turned to their table. Jin Bowes his head apologetically to the strangers now looking at him before turning his attention back to Yoongi.

"What were you doing sexting my husband?" Namjoon asked, eyeing Yoongi up and down with an indecipherable look in his own eyes.

"The tea is hot today" Mrs. Kim, who was enjoying this all a little too much, said before taking a sip of her wine.

"I've never been so uncomfortable in my life," Mr. Kim, who looked like he was regretting leaving his house and coming to the restaurant, spoke.

"It was an accident," Yoongi started, "Jimin is saved as "honey" in find phone and "Hoseok" is right after that in my contacts and it was an honest mistake."

"I got a picture of his hardened dick along with a very sexually descriptive text. Joonie, I'm scared for life." The ever-dramatic Hoseok practically threw himself at his husband who was next to him as he fake-cried.

"Now what's wrong with Yoongi's dick? Huh?" Jimin suddenly got defensive, not liking that how Hoseok was reacting.

"Maybe it's because mine is better." Namjoon stated as he rubbed his husband's back.

"Lies!" Yoongi snorted.

"Nah, it's the truth. His dick is so huge, it's magic" Hoseok stated, crossing his arms over his chest.

"I think I should leave..." Mr. Kim said to no one in particular but made to attempt to get up from his seat.

"Prove it!" Jimin challenged.