☆𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬☆

reality tv: b [2]

that moment when you find your own book on pinterest cause someone pinned the gif, but why am i literally laughing at the description like- nothing is wrong with it, i just find it funny😂💀 omfg

anyways on to the imagine... but this is hilariously stupid, like idk if you're going to laugh but i did sksks

joe turned towards me after waking up. "okay" he said after seeing me right there. i looked at him. "hi joe" i smiled. "hello y/n" he greeted back quickly. "looking for someone?"

"nope. nope just hanging around" he nodded to himself. "oh so you're not looking for anyone? not even cardi b?" i asked referring to the card board cut out of ben.

"no, of course not"

"oh..well ben wouldn't be really happy if he seen you in our bed right now" i told him. he nodded his head. "of course cause, everything has to stop, because this chemistry is pretty obvious"

"yeah i totally agree with you on that" "so...i'll go- oh you've got to be kidding me" he turned to the other side but stopped when he almost bumped into ben who just laid down beside him with his arms under his head.

"hey joe" ben said nonchalantly. "uhhh" joe let out not knowing what to say. "you good?" joe finally said. "yeah i've been great"

"that's good- oh have you met" he pointed to me. ben looked over joe and at me. "yeah, we met last night" ben answered. "cool" joe mumbled. they stayed silent for a few minutes, but then joe shrugged and pulled the cover over their heads.
i shot up from spot with my jaw dropped and looked at the camera in front of me.

"THIS WEEK ON REALITY TV B"

confessionals

you: so someone in this house has been drinking all of the caprisuns and it's getting out of hand. over he past two weeks, i've bought at least three boxes of caprisuns and i only get one out each time and i've had enough.

if it was joe, i'm going to jurassic park his ass.
if it was rami, i'm going to rami rock his world up and not in a good way
if it was gwil...i don't have a smart remark for him but i will fight him
and if it was mary, i'm gonna make her bloody mary
and if ben want to smoke, he coming to catch this smoke and be single

*throws punches at camera*

reality

"so one of y'all hoes—i mean people keep drinking all of the caprisuns and it's not fucking cool" y/n said gathering all of their attention.

"we've all been having a equal share-" gwil began to say. "fuck your math, i've only had three of them out of all three boxes that i've bought"

"they're just drinks" ben said. "this is not a game. someone has been od'ing on caprisuns and it has to stop right this instant and if not, i'm not buying anymore. pacific cooler is the only kind i like, so who is the robber?" y/n argued.

"well it had to be joe" gwil accuses making them turn heads to him. "i have not been od'ing on juices. why would you lie?"

"because it makes sense that you would drink all of them" rami said. "you guys are betrayers and i regret having you guys as friends. it could have been mary, she's not as innocent as everyone think she is" joe accused.

"no, im on a diet, i can't have those twenty four seven. it was ben, he always restocks the refrigerator" mary pointed to him. "i only do that cause you animals eat all of the damn food, let's be honest it was gwil, he always makes sure we get an equal amount and when one of us have one over our limit he stops us so he could have the extras"

they all looked at the man sitting on the chair arm. "it was totally rami" he pointed. "guys. it was clearly y/n!" he pointed to the girl.

"she's the one who's mad about all of the caprisuns being gone how could she have been the one to drink them all" ben pointed. "sure any of us could have been the robber but have you ever took in mind that she was the robber" rami said getting into their heads and turning the light switch on.

y/n stood there with a sly smile on her face. "y/n seriously cause all of the drama so we could turn our backs on each other, wow" joe threw his hands in the air.

confessionals

you; *casually sips on caprisun from hidden stash* tastes better when stolen