reality tv: Q [6]

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at the camera: you

"for the past few months i've been on tour for my new release Haven by You. you should listen to it because, it's my music so why wouldn't you listen to it...?? anyways it's been going great but i missed the gang so

*roger tapping drums in the background*

—roger shut the fuck up bitch, i'm talking!!.... so, yeah obviously i'm already here but this is a interview for a previous recorded episode cause that's how reality tv works...can i leave now?

camera man: yes, you may











a week ago

you: "oh goodness i'm finally home and i can't wait to sleep in my bed!"
you: "I' M HO-oh? this house is emptier than my stomach"
cameraman: "oh they left to a meeting a hour before you got here"
you: "and you didn't tell me?"
cameraman: "well i just thought that maybe you would want the house to yourself for once"
you: "you understand my struggle and i respect you for that. but we have to go to their meeting"

the meeting

you: "who???? did you say jack frost?"
cameraman: "uh-...yeah yeah"
you: "aww look at them. they seem so serious and focused...well not for long. hello!"
roger: "—another word out of you and i'll throw you out the bloody window"
you: "oh??"
brian: "y/n! you're back!!"
fred: "nice to have you around again darling"
roger: "i am so happy that you're here-"
ray foster: "why is she here?"
you: "hi, i'm y/n y/l/n. jack frost isn't it?"
ray foster: "no-"
you: "whatever, i just finished tour for my new album, give it a listen. it's great....you should really give me money-"
ray foster: "i am not giving you money, and i do not know who you are and my name isn't jack frost"
you: [whispering] "you said his name was jack frost?"
cameraman: [whispering] "i lied, it's actually ray foster"
you: "well then...i'm leaving"
roger: "i'm going to be stressed when i get home"
you: "just relax on the way back"
roger: "y/n....i'm going to be stressed when i get home"
you: "......why??"
roger: [whispering] i have been really *beep* for the months you've been gone, cause i missed you"
you: [mumbling] "ohh yeah i know how you feel"
roger: "so when we get back let's make up for it"
brian: "hello, we're right here"
p*ul: "yeah keep your hands to yourself"
roger: "listen here asshole-"

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