☆𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬☆

walmart run

"𝚆𝙴 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙸𝚃 𝙸𝙽-𝙽-𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙱𝚄𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚁"
- 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝙷𝚄𝚂𝚂𝙰𝚁

"—this is the last one" ben said holding the water filled condom above my head. we used over thirty condoms to do this and not one of them worked. ben refuses to do it because he didn't want his hair ruined.

"drop it" i excitedly patted my legs as i saw there with my eyes closed waiting for the impact. ben count from three slowly and dropped it. it worked for a few seconds but then it fell. ben snacked his lips at me and turned away.

"it's the bun" he complained. "my bun is fine! let's go get some more"

"how? we got kicked out of target"

"walmart still exists" i looked at him with a 'duh' face as realization appeared onto his. "let me change my clothes first cause i had to go through multiple and multiple drops of wet condoms"

"you volunteered" ben followed me inside the house. "what do you mean?! you refused!" i laughed.

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"what can we eat later?" i looked inside the freezers on each side of the aisle. "make a bonfire"

"what are we going to eat or make at a bonfire"

ben grabbed my face and made me look at him. "baby" i said as he had my face squished. "we can get anything and put it over a fire" he said and let go of my face.
"hey we can get a skillet and fry us some chicken and broccoli" i said with a laugh at the end.

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"what you mean my card is deactivated?" ben said into the phone as we sat outside in walmart carts. "someone trying to steal my identity. i will not let that happen"

"probably because you swipe your cards in every store with no money" i started laughing. "baby one of those cards have to have money" ben replied.

"we are sorry that this has caused trouble. your card is now activated and i hope you have a good rest of the night"

"i'm going to spend all two hundred dollars at taco bell and i'm going to have a good night" ben said to woman.

"well you do that and while you're there get me a double chalupa" she said making me laugh more. "you want a double chalupa baby, i'll get you a double chalupa. give me your snapchat location" he let out the laugh he was holding in.

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i pulled ben into the frame of my phone when the song began to play.

"i can be your sugar when you fiendin' for that sweet spot. put me in your mouth baby and eat it 'til your teeth rot"

"nuh uh, you will not post that delete it"