☆𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬☆

missing teen

idk i just based it off of that video cause it's hilarious

"here with us on the Today Show we have a missing friend who was gone after a house party yesterday night. the missing person is the name of ben jones, and here we have his girlfriend and his friend who is here trying to help"

"thanks you for having us" i said. "yes. i know it's been hard to know that someone close to you has gone missing and i'm sure it puts a lot of pressure on you wondering if they're okay or not. if you could tell ben something right now what would be"

"that we miss you. and we're looking for you, and gavin told me he got jessa from biology pregnant" my friend, becca said. "oh my god yeah. i mean she says she's not but she's like totally wearing sweaters in may so-" i started to rant but jim stopped me before i got to say anything else.

"uh i heard that you've put up posters around town and had a message broadcasted on boards. and i know you've started a facebook page" he mentioned and i nodded my head. "i mean yeah we posted all of this information about like where ben was last seen and like what he was wearing. and we also posted just incase ben sees it's ryan's positive test for herpes" i started getting a slight weird look from his co-host.

"ryan is such a hot mess express. we call him a yoga master because,"

"he sucked his own dick before" me and becca said at the same time. "weirdo" i commented rolling my eyes.

"but it's crazy. you'll think something like this will happen to yvette" becca mention looking over at me causing my brows to crease as i immediately agreed with her. "oh my god yeah! and i bet she'll like it too"

"yvett is such a whore jim and tracey you don't even know"

"well have the police been involved with this? i heard it's been two days now since the situation" jim asked us. "yeah we told them you did it"

"what?" he quickly responded making me and becca burst into laughter. "you like totally freaked!" i laughed. "o-okay when was the last time you had contact with ben?"

"at the party definitely" becca answered as i sat there thinking. "oh my god wait i remember now...he called me"

"he did?!" tracey said in shock. i nodded my head. "so he could still be alive?" jim asked. "yeah he left a voicemail but i didn't get to listen to it until later cause everyone was like "come to applebee's !!" cause it was karaoke night and onion ring overdose and then hailey was in the background being loud as hell bragging about her new bmw" i rolled my eyes. "annoying" i commented.

"when we all know her parents are super duper bank rupt" becca nodded.

"but we all know tina would do this cause she's been obsessed with ben since he moved here" becca also added. "yeah and we were going to ask her about it but we couldn't cause when we got to her house her parents were having sex" i said. "oh my god, her mom is manic" becca's eyes widen in shock. "it was so loud. i heard those noises in my head for a dead week"

"oh well we heard it- what?" tracey asked. we sat there snickering to each other after what she said. "is it the sweater? i used wear these in high school. is it out of style now?" she asked us still clueless as we continued to laugh.