☆𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬☆

reality tv: b [3]

✨thanksgiving edition ✨

camera: you & gwil

you: "thanks giving is the second best time of the year, Christmas being the first. i plan on having this year go great. the last few years have been going...not so well..."

gwil: "the turkey burnt last year. it was supposed to be smoked turkey, but it was a bit over smoked"

you: "joe tried doing a table cloth trick-you know the most famous one—that didn't so well"

gwil: "that was because the masses of the food that were inside the bowl and in the plates were too heavy to be yanked off, that including the cloth being to long and need more force and time to pull, which is why-"

you: "okay! ...thank you.. for taking me back to school, very nice facts"

joe: damn! i can't wait to show you guys my new trick
lucy: no joe's the last time you did, we had to go out to eat for thanksgiving. which i didn't enjoy because i had blisters on my feet from my shoes the whole night
rami: i plan on having this year's thanksgiving, nice, soft, and no dirt on the food please
y/n: hello everyone!
lucy: finally i'm saved! i thought i was going have to be the only mom to these kids
joe: men, lucy, men
y/n: you know i can't miss the annual thanksgiving feast, even if that does mean i have to deal with
ben: THE hardy of the bens' has arrived!
y/n: *looks at camera*

camera: lucy

"three months ago, y/n and ben broke up, but the thing is they didn't tell us what caused it to happen. we just kind of figured it out because they haven't been seen with each other since, unless we had interviews to go to, awards shows and holidays, and the uneasy tension between them thickening. i didn't like it though. i never cried so long in my entire life"

voiceover: "seeing them not talk to each other and only make petty looks is irritating"

{𝘺/𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘥}

ben: i brought the salad
y/n: i was told to bring the salad
ben: no, it was my job to bring the salad, i think i know what i was told to do, okay y/n?

voiceover: "but damn...their arguments are annoyingly entertaining"

y/n: sit me anywhere, away from him
rami: everyone already sat down
y/n: then....gwil switch spots with me
ben: joe switch spots with me
joe: but i love the turkey seat
ben: well the turkey seat doesn't love you, so move
y/n: lucy switch spots with me
ben: rami switch spots with me
y/n: don't you understand that i'm trying to get away from you?!
ben: don't you understand that i'm trying to be with you?!
joe: gasp!
lucy: did you just say a sound?
joe: yes, so what?
[𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦]
gwil: do you guys want to-
ben: go in another room to talk? yes

{𝘣𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘴 𝘺/𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳, 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦}

lucy: can we go listen?
gwil: yes

[𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳]

y/n: you can't put the cheating blame on someone, if you don't even know what happened. that's like me telling you that i don't like the girls you're friends with because they give me weird vibes

ben: i didn't blame you for cheating. i asked if there was something going on between you guys

y/n: ben, that's blaming for cheating
ben: it's not. i didn't say you were cheating that day
y/n: so you thought i was cheating already?
ben: no- you know what. let's ask the others and see what they think

lucy: [𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨] back, back to go back

{𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴]

ben: i have a question
y/n: ben, this is unnecessary
ben: the reason y/n and i broke up was because i asked if her friend, who we may no mention, and her were having something going on. now, is that accusing of cheating, or is it just a curious question?
lucy: yes
ben: how
lucy: the question goes both ways, ben. if y/n asked you if something was going on with one of your girl friends, then you would have been suspecting that she thought you were cheating.
y/n: thank you!
joe: but there wasn't any mention of cheating in the question
ben: exactly
lucy: it's between the lines!
joe: ben was curious on what was going on between her and the guy. he was just worried something would happen. maybe from previous situations
lucy: bitch, that's trust issues
joe: oh then delete my whole argument. you're in the wrong here ben
ben: yes. yes trust issues
y/n: so you don't trust me?!
rami: *internal stress*
gwil: just end today's episode. this is a lot