Death Note Imagines

Phrases they say too often • All + B

L

"Oops"
"I'm too tired for this shit"
"There's a __% chance"
"I understand... buuutt"
"Sleep? Who's she?"

Near

"They're figurines not toys"
"Hey, don't diss the train sets-"
"I'm too baby for this"
"L's gonna kill me"
"I'm just going to put my pyjamas back on at the end of the day so why take them off?"

Mello

"Ah shit- oh fuck-"
"Yooo is that a *insert exact motorcycle model here*"
"Don't tell L"
"Who do I gotta punch?"
"Almost just died but it's fiiinneee"

Matt

"Chill I'm behind like 14 firewalls and 6 VPNs"
*upon hearing the time is 4:20* "Ha- blaze it"
"It's all good man"
"L's gonna burst a blood vessel if he finds out about what I just did..."
"That's dooopppeee"

Light

"Who does he think he is? Talking to a god like that?"
"I'm only on a 97%? Not good enough"
"Ryuk I swear to god-"
"Where did all the apples I just bought g- you know why am I even asking?"
"Who names their kid *insert dumb name here*? No wonder they're a criminal..."

Matsuda

"Sorry sir..."
"Woah this guys pretty messed up huh?"
"Wait... what was it?"
"Ok, ok, I can fix this... I think"
"I need a coffee and some of my mums homemade cookies..."

Beyond

"Oh... shit- yeah L's gonna have my head"
"Just burn it, problem solved"
"Some people call it arson, I call it adding some light to the place"
"I cannot speak to you, I'm a corpse, I am dead"
"Ugghhhh do I have to?"