that dumb shit pt 2

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Alright alright, here's a part two. I loved writing part one, so here's a part two for y'all. Now let's go!

Comic one!

* Itachi and shisui were on the couch, doing nothing really *

Shisui: " hey itachi "

Itachi: " hmm? "

Shisui: " my dick so hard~ "

Itachi: " to find "

Kakashi & obito: " BURN! "

Comic two!

* Sasuke and itachi sat next to each other, doing there own things *

* Itachi's phone ring, and Sasuke sees it's someone named daddy *

Sasuke: " you still call our dad daddy? "

* Itachi looks at his screen confused, and answers it *

Itachi: " hey shisui "

* He answers with a annoyed look on his face, sasuke chokes on his siliva *

Comic three!

Itachi: " hey shisui can I borrow your ruler? "

Shisui: " sure "

* Shisui hands itachi his ruler *

Itachi: " tha-, why is it marked at seven inches? "

* Shisui smirks a bit *

Shisui: " no reason "

* Choking Sasuke noises *

Comic four!

Shisui: " fuck, I want to eat some ass " 

Itachi: " what? "

Shisui: " after school snacks "

* Shisui pulls out some snacks *

Itachi: " oh, I thought you meant- "

Shisui: " but let me eat your ass thought~ "

Itachi: " god damnit "

Comic five!

Shisui: " itachi I want to eat ass "

Itachi: " shisui! "

Shisui: "
Enjoy your jokes                 Assist you
Treat you right
Actually love you
Spend time with you
Support you "

Itachi: " oh thank God, I thought you- "

Shisui: " but, I'd also eat that too~ "

Itachi: " god damnit shisui "

Comic six!

* Itachi and shisui lay in bed, sheets over them and both are in shocked *

Itachi: " what just happened? "

* Itachi looks at shisui with a lustful look, as shisui hovers above him *

Shisui: " come here itachi "

* Itachi leans up and kisses him, shisui leans closer to him *

Shisui: " do you really want me to say "

* Itachi puts his hands over his face *

Itachi: " fuck my life "

Comic seven!

* Shisui and itachi are playing, paper, Rock scissors *

* Shisui makes a rock, and itachi papper and he groan's *

Shisui: " I win "

* He pulls him into a kiss, and pulls away *

* They go again, itachi makes scissors and shisui paper *

Itachi: " I win "

* He slaps shisui *

Comic eight! 

Itachi: " you can't be sad, if you're already dead inside "

* Itachi says, as he points to the side of his forehead while smiling *

Shisui: * Concern shisui noises *

Comic ten!

* Itachi sat on his and shisui's bed in there room, waiting for his birthday gift *

* Shisui walks into the room, his shirt unbutton a bit *

Shisui: " you better call into work sick tomorrow, because I'm going to suck the soul out of you "

Itachi: * scared itachi noises *

Comic eleven!

Shisui: " itachi!, Come here quick! "

* Shisui drags itachi to the kitchen *

Shisui: " look!, I peeled limes "

Itachi: " what the fuck is this?, Why have I never seen this in my life until now? This is evil and cursed, burn them "

Comic twelve!

Itachi: " so what are my results? "

Therapist: " you got a hundred "

Itachi: " yes! "

* He began to jump up and down, celebrating *

* Shisui and the therapist look at his depression test, and at him *

Shisui: * concern shisui noises *

Comic thirteenth! 

Itachi: " shisui just let me be top just this once "

Shisui: " no, it's so weird and just wrong "

Itachi: " come on please~ "

Shisui: " no, I'm always top. And it's not going to change, that'll hurt me "

Itachi: " you're over exaggerating "

Shisui: " no I'm not "

Itachi: " it's just the top bunk shisui!! "

Alright, alright what y'all think. I know I'm shorter than last time, but like fuck it. Hope you enjoy, and if you'll like a part three comment.

12/06/2019

Word count: 586

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