This will be told in modern AU
Shisui was at home with sasuke, it was Friday and Sasuke was to stay the weekend. Sasuke recently gained two pounds and was angry cause of it, and shisui Decided to tease him about it.
He lift up his shirt and looks at his stomach, " man I'm getting fat, I think I gained weight " shisui said. Sasuke squints his eyes at him, he looked at his fit figure. " I mean look how fat I am " shisui said poking at his stomach, sasuke was getting anger by the minute.
" Or is it all going to my thighs, I don't know. Can you tell me Sasuke " shisui spoke. Sasuke slaps him hard on his stomach, causing him to fall back so hard. " Ah!, What the fuck sasuke?! " Shisui shouted at him. The door opens itachi walks in and he seems pretty moody, shisui looks at him.
" What's wrong with you? " Shisui spoke, " I gained a pound and a half " he spoke. " Shut the fuck up, where? Did it go to your ass, cause I don't see it " shisui said. " I did, I'm going to the gym and working it off " itachi spoke. Shisui get's up and walks over to him, and place his hands on his hips.
" Where's the weight I can't notice it, look at you. You're so skinny. That scale must of been wrong " shisui said lifting his shirt up, itachi blushes a bit at his compliment. " Your so perfect, you have thick thighs and a fat ass, I don't see what's wrong. And if you did gain weight who cares, I can't see it " shisui said causing him to blush more. " Hey!, I'm still here! " Sasuke spoke, " sush, your so beautiful itachi but remember even if you did gain weight I'd still love you " shisui spoke, as his left hand ran down his thigh and his right hand up.
" Hey! " Sasuke shouted, shisui hold two hundred dollars out to him. Sasuke took the money and left, shisui spins him around and wraps his arms around his waist. " Now, where were we?~ " he spoke pulling him into a kiss.
~UxU~
" Shisui so sweet, he said such of the nicest things to me yesterday " itachi spoke. Currently he was with obito and kakashi in there apartment, both look at him interested in what he's saying.
" What do you mean? " Kakashi spoke, " yesterday I weighed myself and found out I gained a pound and a half. Shisui said where and was saying such sweet things. And we might or might not of had sex " itachi spoke.
" Hold the fuck up, you gained weight. How?, Where? " Obito said. " Well the scale said I gained weight " itachi said, " let's go fucken prove this. I need the car fax's " kakashi said. They walk to there scale and itachi weighed himself, but saw he weighed the same.
" Impossible the scale said a different number yesterday " itachi said. " Maybe the scale at work was acting up " obito said, " yeah, right " itachi spoke.
~UxU~
Itachi was at home making dinner for him and shisui, he gasped when he felt two arms wrap around his waist. He turns around and see it's shisui, he smiles brightly at him. " Shisui!, Don't scare me like that " itachi spoke, he giggles.
" Sorry love " he said and kisses him on the lips, " oh I have something to tell you " itachi spoke, shisui arches his eyebrow up. " What is it? " He spoke, " turns out the scale was broken, I didn't gain weight " itachi spoke. " See I told, your beautiful just the way you are. Fat or not " Shisui said.
Itachi smiles but he can't help but think he looks fat, I mean shisui just with him cause he's skinny, and beautiful. What if he does gain weight, shisui will leave for someone much Skinner and prettier, no that can't happen.
~UxU~
After that itachi began to workout more, and began to lower down on how much calories he eats. He was convince he was losing weigh, but the more he looked at himself he looked fat. He can't he has to be skinny and beautiful, it's the only way shisui will love him or any other man.