Note this will be told in modern AU
Itachi, shisui, obito and kakashi were all over at shisui and itachi's apartment, they were getting blazed well more like the three idiots.
" Hey did you guys hear that old man man died today "
" Oh yeah, I really liked that guy "
" That's so sad "
Shisui said starting to tear up.
" Yes it is "
" Shisui stop crying "
" But he was so nice "
" People die all the time, get over it "
" Itachiiiiiiii "
" Please stop screaming "
" But shouldn't you be crying "
" Hey speaking of which, we've never seen you cry "
" Because I perfer to cry by myself, and not in front of others. Besides why would I cry for? "
" Something sad, everyone cry's at some point, I mean me and kakashi cry. Shisui just cried the other day because he dropped his ice cream cone "
" Hey that was because I was too high, and it was a good ice cream "
" Yeah, well I don't cry "
" Men I have a new challenge! "
Shisui stood up and is pointing his right pointer finger in the air, and a smirk on his face.
" Who you talking to? "
" You and obito idiots, I got a new idea we are going to make itachi cry "
" Yesssss "
" Good luck with that, I'm going to my room, I'll you three in the morning "
Itachi get's up and leaves them in the living room.
" You sure about this shisui? "
" Yes, now let the game begin!! "
(.............................................)
Attempt one: sad movies
Obito, kakashi, and obito were in shisui's apartment and they were getting everything set, they had decided to show itachi a sad movie called Marley and me.
" I heard this movie is really sad, this is sure to make him cry "
" Yeah "
Itachi walked in and as he did, they all turned their heads towards him. Itachi looked at them funny.
" What? "
" We're glad your home itachi, let's all sit down and watch a movie "
" Uhhhh sure "
" Great "
They all sat down and shisui pressed the control button so it can start.
(.............................................)
By the end of the movie the three idiots were crying and itachi sat there with a straight face.
" That was so sad, the dog ended up dying "
" Poor thing "
" Why aren't you crying itachi? "
" It was a sad movie, but not sad enough to make me cry "
