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"So what would you say your greatest prank was Remus?" I asked smiling

"My best prank was convincing Sirius Orion Black that he looked good in a carebear onesie." He laughed

I laughed "no really?"

"Okay. Okay. My best one was trading out the prefects shampoo supply for scarlet hair dye." He smirked

"You didn't?" I gasped

"I did. Everyone thought it was Sirius. It was grand. Sirius got a month of detention and made me swear to teach him how to do it so he could prank the Slytherins." He grinned

"Oh my god. That's fucking amazing." I laughed

"Isn't it? It took month for the other prefects to get their hair back natural. What's your best prank to date?"

"I'd say frog spawn soap in every bath in the castle. Fred and George went down for it last year. They didn't know I swiped the map from them when they weren't paying attention." I smirked

"Every bath? Like every single bath in the castle?" Remus asked

"All of them." I nodded

"Even the professors baths?" He gasped

"Yes." I smirked

He looked shocked "and you call me devious."

"The twins were shocked too. They couldn't believe I could do it. They'd been planning it for months." I smirked

"But you pulled it off. How?"

"Your map. And being one of the most well behaved kids in school." I smiled

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